acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(via fxckrz)

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(via breatheinthesea)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

bausprouse:

armadillo:

Do you think people send nudes to team snapchat

yes.

(Source: armadillo)

I was on fire
and you used me
to light your cigarette
- dulldrops (via itll)

(Source: dulldrops, via breath-in-breath-out-123)